Weathermen and women delighting at the prospect of unseasonable warmness in February, or even January.
Staring at children to watch for their glee; an inability to mask that hunger for emotions, yours of which have atrophied.
Giving your dog/cat a good telling off.
Cheerily discovering crippling schadenfreude in others.
Excitement at the prospect of self-inflicted curfews due to civil unrest.
Nodding and making like you know what hubris means because you are too proud or full of ambition (which ultimately leads to your demise).